Remember how I had copied/pasted/posted: "Thirty things guys ought/should know about women?" Well…I got bored in the middle of July/August and wrote this up. I hope you enjoy it.

 Thirty things girls should/ought to know about nice guys.

Written from the source by the source: Noble Tran

Warning: Don’t take all this religiously or anything. This all was for fun.

1.      Come by more often. We like bringing home girls. Especially when we go home to our mothers. You’re definitely something to introduce to our mother and family, so consider it an honor. It’s a huge event for us.

2.      Don’t cheat on us, guys have networks too. We don’t tell, but think about it. We’re nice guys and we have friends who care. And I guarantee, every nice guy has at least one bitchy friend. But we always refer to her as a passionate friend who cares and loves us.

3.      Beware of female relatives or close friends. They will give you hell. Our sisters will give you hell. If we don’t have sisters then we have close cousins or close gal pals who can do the job just as well and our guy friends will get the world out about our situation. We don’t really have to tell that you cheated on us. People just know automatically since we’re nice guys.

4.      Leave the seat up at our place and we will leave the seat down at your place.

5.      When we say no, we mean yes. But sometimes we just prefer not to have PDA because we are considerate of others and don’t want to make others feel like third wheel. We value expressions of affection that we feel it should be between the people in the relationship only.

6.      Don’t lecture us about how to be a man when you don’t have the penis to back it up. We don’t tell you how to be a woman.

7.      If you want us to cuddle, then engage first move by leaning on us or something. That kind of hint is clear enough to comprehend. We just don’t engage first time because we respect you. Don’t worry, we like you, we asked you out or said yes didn’t we?

8.      If we did sleep together, don’t tell your girlfriends about us unless it is something really good and something to be proud of.

9.      Don’t name our “valuable equipment.”

10.  If you say five minutes, then let it be five minutes, not one hour. We have the right to be frustrated because you just wasted valuable time. We really don’t care what you look like. We like you and your presence is what matters and we just like talking and spending time with you. That is why we go out of our way to push our schedules aside for you wonderful ladies.

11.  If you complain why we are late. It’s because we don’t take you seriously since five minutes can be one hour in reality. We come late on purpose to give you extra time so you can feel comfortable and don’t need to rush, but I guess it happened to be the one time you ladies were actually prompt. Sometimes we can be late because we too want to look really good and sharp if the occasion matters just like you ladies.

12.  We will automatically pay all the time, but you should offer at least. Don’t be a freeloading bitch. At least offer. We don’t like being used.

13.  The power of a woman’s kiss and expressions of concern ALWAYS makes a guy heal and feel a whole lot better. Use the force.

14.  Let us be a gentleman. When we pick you up, let us ring the doorbell to meet your folks. You’re not a hooker nor whore so we respect you and you are a lady in our eyes. Let us treat you like one. Let us walk you in when it is the end of the date.

15.  If you’re a liberal lesbian man hater or AKA a feminist that doesn’t like to have doors open or chairs pulled out or the whole gentlemen package, then tell us so we don’t waste our time asking you out. We don’t open doors just for women. We open doors for everyone and anyone we respect. We open doors for other guys too. We’re just nice people. And cut the feminist preaching, we don’t really give a fuck about that. If you demand equality, then be equal like us and not preach, because we aren’t.

16.  If we have shit with our exgirlfriend, don’t defend us. It just creates a bigger mess and scene and problem. Just make sure we’re ok and focus on us ONLY. Don’t worry; you’re our priority and concern, not the exgirlfriend. We like you and only you.

17.  If you are talking to your male friends, then stand closer to us and possibly lean closer to us a bit. Don’t show PDA, us guys are more considerate than you may think, we don’t want people to feel like a third wheel. Standing close prevents the feeling jealousy. We pull you closer infront of our gal pals to make you feel more comfortable…so please the same with us.

18.  If we do something bad, don’t shame us and scold and nag us. We’re your boyfriends. We have feelings too. Encourage us. And we’ll be the same with you. Bitching at us won’t help at all. We understand that you care, but we won’t understand it at the time. Sorry. That’s how we are. You can tell us that the message matters more than presentation, but you women are same like us. Presentation matters just as much. It’s good that you care. It’s much better to be caring and smart at the same time. So give it some thought. Whatever it takes to get the guy going, even if it comes to converting your tactics from bitchiness to something else.

19.  If you see a movie with us. Don’t compare the hot actor to us. We tend to hate that very much to the point where it gives us nightmares. Don’t mention him at all.

20.  You’re dead meat if you can’t get along with our sister(s). Be a down to earth lady. And be very nice to our pets.

21.  Be formal to our family and don’t flirt with the father, the mother will kill you and she’s the queen and dictator of the household. She can kick you out.

22.  We don’t get freaked out by PMS. It’s just that we can’t be compassionate about things that we have or will never experience ever so we feel useless so we try to change the subject. Just that we tend to change the subject wrong and we tend to be misunderstood.

23.  You can tell us anything, we can keep secrets better than most and we actually don’t judge at all. Unless we’re feminine who act like chicks then we do judge and it means we’re high maintenance. We judge a little but when it comes to girls we like, we’re extremely understanding to our girlfriends.

24.  Don’t use us to get back at your exboyfriends. We prefer not to be in the same room. We don’t like drama so we’re smart and we don’t get involved. If your ex is around, steer us away from the premises.

25.  We aren’t mind readers. If you want something, speak up. Hinting is just setting yourself up for disappointment and it’s not our fault.

26.  Guys are sensitive. ALL GUYS ARE. Be nice. We take a lot of crap from you women when you gals go through emotional crisis, especially the monthly ones. A kiss and a hug can make it up quick!

27.  Don’t drown yourself in make up and don’t ask if we notice something different about you like your hair. We really don’t notice because we’re too happy and excited deep down due to your presences. Make up is useless, because we probably don’t notice it. We like your face when you first wake up in the morning, all natural and cute.

28.  It’s not that we don’t trust you. It’s we don’t trust the other guy sometimes. We value things/people and we get crazy. We will try our best to keep the craziness under wrap. It’s hard for us to trust someone we don’t know well.

29.  Don’t expect us to remember birthdays and anniversaries. Happy man don’t remember date and time.

30.  We do nice things because we want to. Don’t reject us because we’re nice and generous and that you feel intimidated that you can’t compete with our generosity. We aren’t here to keep score. If you are, tell us so we don’t waste our time.

31.  This is a bonus. Since this is number thirty one. If we like you, and we treat you nice, and we bring you home.....it means you are a good person. Just something to take pride in.

Closing statement:

I hope you guys enjoyed all that. Please don’t take this seriously, this was just for fun. Not all nice guys are the same and sometimes it probably doesn’t apply to all nice guys. Believe me, it doesn’t apply to all, because there are some in here that doesn’t apply to some of my guy friends and some don’t apply to me either. Well…that’s probably because I'm very mean and not nice.